JOKES JUST BRUSH UP YOUR WEEK
KAI! NIGERIANS ARE ALL COMEDIANS. PLEASE READ THIS:
PRESIDENT BUHARI CALLS OSINBAJO FROM LONDON.
PMB: Good morning Prof. Aw is za situation in
Nigeria?
PYO : Your Excellency, good morning. How is
London?
PMB : Walahi London I fine, to tell you za truth, I'm not
comfortable here walahi. Gaskiya my mind is in Nigeria, if not por
za Doctors, I would have come back to
Nigeria this week walahi.
PYO : Sir, you need to rest o. Nigerians are
indeed funny, the insinuation here is that you ran
away because of threats by militants to launch
missiles.
PMB : (prolonged laughter) Chai, dis Nigerians
will never stop to amaze me more walahi. I hope it's not my dat
Ekiti shege yaro dat vomit dis stufid talk fa? Prof, how do you tink a
lion can run away from antelope? (laughter). Walahi talahi dat is not possible walahi!
PYO: Your Excellency, E ma da won lohun, they
have forgotten that once a General always a
General.
PMB : Kai,Prof, I don start again kwo? What is e ma da
won loun, you just wan force me to learn
Yoruba and you no sabi my own walahi wana me wayo ne fa!
PYO : Sorry sir, I mean don't mind the cowards.
PMB : How was za da meeting with da Service
Chiefs and za South South Governors? I hope it
went well fa.
PYO : Hmnnm, Sir, wahala dey o.
PMB : What do you mean Osivajo?
PYO : Sir, the truth don come out o.
PMB: Prof, stop talking in farables, what I
happen?
PYO : It was yesterday I know say it's not easy
to be President of this country, in fact I respected
you the more yesterday.
PMB: (smiles) Yes go ahead am listening walahi.
PYO : Sir, kokoro to nje efo inu efo ni ni ngbe.
PMB : Prof, I don start again kwo? Wana
incantation ne kwo proverb?
PYO : Your Excellency it's not incantation, it's a
proverb meaning the insect that's destroying
vegetables dey inside vegetables.
PMB : Pls tell me something sharp sharp walahi.
PYO : Hmnnm, the South South Governors said that
the Militants will not stop bombing pipelines
except you stopped the corruption charges
against all South South people.
PMB : Kai, Osivajo, are you sure I heard them well well por me?
PYO : Very well your Excellency, they speak for
English. I mean dey talk hooha for turenchi.
PMB : All za Governors from South South talk am por dis?
PYO : Sir, it was only our Gov. Adams that said
no to the request. If you were around I know they
won't have said that in your presence. They know
that I am a Professor not a general. Ta lo to
gbena woju ekun.
PMB : (Laughter). Yoo wa. When I come back walahi, I
will want dem to repeat za same thing for my ear dat Oyibo is treating walahi. How can I stop za kwarrption fight because of za militants?
Gaskiya, dat can't happen walahi. The war continues dole ne fa. We will not stop walahi talahi! Kwarraption is worse than militancy dis is za case Osivajo.
PYO : Beni ti e ri, Okunrin Ogun, I trust you, the
General himself. Pls come back quick o, the seat
is too hot for me o. You may gbona ju for me o!
PMB : (smiles) Ba kwomi walahi. l will back soon.
PYO : Alright ur Excellency, I'll be praying for you.
PMB : Alright Fastor (laughter).
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KAI! NIGERIANS ARE ALL COMEDIANS. PLEASE READ THIS:
PRESIDENT BUHARI CALLS OSINBAJO FROM LONDON.
PMB: Good morning Prof. Aw is za situation in
Nigeria?
PYO : Your Excellency, good morning. How is
London?
PMB : Walahi London I fine, to tell you za truth, I'm not
comfortable here walahi. Gaskiya my mind is in Nigeria, if not por
za Doctors, I would have come back to
Nigeria this week walahi.
PYO : Sir, you need to rest o. Nigerians are
indeed funny, the insinuation here is that you ran
away because of threats by militants to launch
missiles.
PMB : (prolonged laughter) Chai, dis Nigerians
will never stop to amaze me more walahi. I hope it's not my dat
Ekiti shege yaro dat vomit dis stufid talk fa? Prof, how do you tink a
lion can run away from antelope? (laughter). Walahi talahi dat is not possible walahi!
PYO: Your Excellency, E ma da won lohun, they
have forgotten that once a General always a
General.
PMB : Kai,Prof, I don start again kwo? What is e ma da
won loun, you just wan force me to learn
Yoruba and you no sabi my own walahi wana me wayo ne fa!
PYO : Sorry sir, I mean don't mind the cowards.
PMB : How was za da meeting with da Service
Chiefs and za South South Governors? I hope it
went well fa.
PYO : Hmnnm, Sir, wahala dey o.
PMB : What do you mean Osivajo?
PYO : Sir, the truth don come out o.
PMB: Prof, stop talking in farables, what I
happen?
PYO : It was yesterday I know say it's not easy
to be President of this country, in fact I respected
you the more yesterday.
PMB: (smiles) Yes go ahead am listening walahi.
PYO : Sir, kokoro to nje efo inu efo ni ni ngbe.
PMB : Prof, I don start again kwo? Wana
incantation ne kwo proverb?
PYO : Your Excellency it's not incantation, it's a
proverb meaning the insect that's destroying
vegetables dey inside vegetables.
PMB : Pls tell me something sharp sharp walahi.
PYO : Hmnnm, the South South Governors said that
the Militants will not stop bombing pipelines
except you stopped the corruption charges
against all South South people.
PMB : Kai, Osivajo, are you sure I heard them well well por me?
PYO : Very well your Excellency, they speak for
English. I mean dey talk hooha for turenchi.
PMB : All za Governors from South South talk am por dis?
PYO : Sir, it was only our Gov. Adams that said
no to the request. If you were around I know they
won't have said that in your presence. They know
that I am a Professor not a general. Ta lo to
gbena woju ekun.
PMB : (Laughter). Yoo wa. When I come back walahi, I
will want dem to repeat za same thing for my ear dat Oyibo is treating walahi. How can I stop za kwarrption fight because of za militants?
Gaskiya, dat can't happen walahi. The war continues dole ne fa. We will not stop walahi talahi! Kwarraption is worse than militancy dis is za case Osivajo.
PYO : Beni ti e ri, Okunrin Ogun, I trust you, the
General himself. Pls come back quick o, the seat
is too hot for me o. You may gbona ju for me o!
PMB : (smiles) Ba kwomi walahi. l will back soon.
PYO : Alright ur Excellency, I'll be praying for you.
PMB : Alright Fastor (laughter).
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